Then they wouldn't mind me texting them at 3 in the flipping morning because I can't sleep. Then again, I would have to ask them how they text without thumbs. And yes, that would be my only burning question.
Please help me go to sleep, PMS.
(is the acronym still funny? :B )
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
read a book or play pokemon. or ask me anything
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
Can I ask you questions about dropping out of the sky??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!??!
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
sure
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
My bad. I don't have any questions pertaining to that topic.
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
that's too bad 'cause i was stoked to see what the hell you were talking about
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
See freepizza's topic about dropping out.
Now you're making me feel like a dork. "Pssh, you actually read all the topics? NEEERD."
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
ohhhh
my bad, i didn't make the connection. a little sleepy, i is.
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
At least one of us is. :C
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
why can't you sleep?
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
Uhm, well, ya see, it's a mixture of not being tired and me having my bedroom light on.
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
so you aren't really making an effort to go to sleep
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
You're tired, but that sure as hell isn't keeping you from being observant! :D
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
:P
i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
You'll probably be able to tell better after you get some sleep. :B
Yeah, maybe I'll fall asleep before sunrise. It's not looking too promising since it's only two hours away.
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
nah, i don't think it'll matter. i only mentioned it because you asked for help to go to sleep, but you aren't doing anything to change your situation, so acknowledging it might help. you should go to the beach for sunrise
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
A beach. In Iowa. An interesting proposal at least.
But yeah, I'll probably be going to bed shortly.
Also, isn't it obvious I'm not trying to hard to sleep if I'm on my computer? The blinding white of GFAQs is enough to wake the dead.
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
obvious, it is not!
i knew a girl from iowa.
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
I think her name was Cheese or something stupid like that. She must have been drunk when she thought up that name.
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
nah, it wasn't you. she was my debate partner back in high school. we won trophies.
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here
Now, when I saw this, I thought Cheez meant "owl" metaphorically, to mean a person who stays up late. I suppose her first post doesn't necessarily exclude that possibility, but I think expecting your new friend to not have thumbs is a little specific for a wish of this nature.
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Shake your windows and rattle your walls.
Is it really that hard to imagine I was making a pun?
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Holy **** we're in the Matrix? - Willis
I guess it was lost on me because the initial context is just so perfectly ambiguous.
Incidentally, I just recently wrote a paper about game-theoretic choices between interpretations of homonyms and polysemes in contexts of varying ambiguity levels. So that's somewhat related.
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Shake your windows and rattle your walls.
I'll amend that: the title is not perfectly ambiguous, obviously, because I drew a conclusion without flipping a coin, but it's close enough that the added context of the first post could cause a reinterpretation of the previous context, rather than force two parallel interpretations, as is the case with a pun.
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Shake your windows and rattle your walls.
Calm down.
Whosnotbeingcalmnow?
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Shake your windows and rattle your walls.