Feuding with the Maffia: http://brandonbird.com/feud.html
A Complicated Murder Case: http://brandonbird.com/diorama.html
Sugar Daddy Suspected of Murder: http://brandonbird.com/sugar_daddy.html
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I thought I saw upon the stair a little man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today. Oh how I wish he'd go away.
Ha, these are great. Here's another good one ("Death Links to Ultimate Fighting"):
http://brandonbird.com/hastings.html
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"If I pick nine, you'd better not be racist against me!"
"No promises, niney."