Or at least a part of it. Two things per post is preferable, but you know the thing about us and rules.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9-sEbqDvU
http://buttersafe.com/2010/11/25/the-door/
I find both of these things equally hilarious.
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http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/829/07kyloforce.png - Thanks Diyosa!
Heh... turkey... :D
I don't really know how to represent my humor, or even what it is. But I do know I like this.
http://takcmu.multiply.com/photos/album/12/Math_Jokes#photo=1
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Man, I am loving this Marcel thing, and also the arrow length over time.
I guess Mitch Hedberg and Jim Gaffigan are probably who I consider the two funniest comedians, and there are just so many things by them. This first thing is neither of them but it's pretty dang good.
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1857
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k_9mXpNdgU
I also enjoy both of these things, the second of which is sort of related to the arrow chart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn6enkkVsMQ
http://jamphat.com/rap/
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http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/829/07kyloforce.png - Thanks Diyosa!
After thinking about it for a minute, I think it's safe to say that The Simpsons (seasons 2-8 with a one season margin of error) are my favorite kind of funny. I feel like I can trace anything I find to be funny back to a similar kind of funny the Simpsons prepped me for.
AmazingSuperPowers has some great stuff, too
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2007/12/two-clouds-and-a-rainbow/
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/COMICgarlic.jpg
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Ocarinakid
1. Create a Story/Boss/Enemy, that absurdist brand of Paper Mario fanfiction that used to be here. Good times...
2. My April Fool's Day joke for next year. I changed my Facebook birthday to Marrch 31st, so when April Fool's Day rolls around, I'll get anyone who doesn't know my real birthday. Ohohoh...
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CSBE FTW!
DarthMarth - Better than a bowl of Cheerios.
I like my account and would rather not get banned.
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3/>- Gavi
Now I'm curious, because I always thought the only things you couldn't link to were pornography and, well, videos of murder and whatnot, I guess. Either I'm wrong about the ToS or you have an awesomely disturbing sense of humor.
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Ocarinakid
Mith, if you email me what you want to say, I can change the archived post in Wisterwood, so you can at least say what you want in an alternate universe.
On-topic: well, what better represents my sense of humor than my own humor writing? (Other than lolcats, I mean.) Here's something I wrote when I was seventeen:
http://everything2.com/title/Faust%252C+Part+One%252C+as+written+by+Dr.+Seuss
I'll post another item eventually.
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If f_n is continuous on [a, b] for all n, (f_n(x)) is nonincreasing for each x, and (f_n) goes pointwise to a continuous f, then (f_n) goes to f uniformly.
I also find this extremely hilarious, but I think it's just me masking (or not masking) some jealousy because in reality I wish my friends and I would do this some time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn6enkkVsMQ
And this is just hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlxDcALQ6g
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http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/829/07kyloforce.png - Thanks Diyosa!
An excerpt from a series of which I am very fond:
Mrs. Jewls told the children to sit at their old desks. "So, did anyone learn anything at your other schools?"
Mac raised his hand. "Oooh! Oooh!" he grunted.
"Yes, Mac." said Mrs. Jewls.
"Civilization!" declared Mac.
"What about civilization?" asked Mrs. Jewls.
"We learned it." said Mac.
"That's very impressive." said Mrs. Jewls. "Would you like to tell the class something about civilization?"
Mac thought a moment. "I don't remember," he said. "But I know we learned it."
"That's good, Mac." said Mrs. Jewls. "Anyone else learn anything?"
Rondi raised her hand. "Evaporation," she said.
"Good," said Mrs. Jewls. "What is evaporation?"
"I don't know," said Rondi.
Dana raised her hand. "I learned about exaggeration." she said. "It was all my teacher ever talked about. We had like ten thousand tests on it, and the teacher would kill you if you didn't spell it right."
"That's very good, Dana!" said Mrs. Jewls. "You learned your lesson well."
"I did?" asked Dana.
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If f_n is continuous on [a, b] for all n, (f_n(x)) is nonincreasing for each x, and (f_n) goes pointwise to a continuous f, then (f_n) goes to f uniformly.
The first of these five second films I find pretty hilarious. The rest are okay, but the first one gets me.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/73b4fa12d3/moustachios-by-5secondfilms-com
As for the rest of the stuff I got through, Marcel was pretty funny but my girlfriend was just cracking up, especially about the dorito. I like Jim Gaffigan and Hedberg, too... Hedberg is just great. And I liked the first comic of OKid's, but the second one I don't really get- though I did think the comments were hilarious.
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This. http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/165/yamigoombario.jpg
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CSBE FTW!
DarthMarth - Better than a bowl of Cheerios.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/555532
If you're not a NFL fan, you probably won't get this at all. However, since I'm a huge Jets fan, I almost died laughing. WARNING: LOTS OF PROFANITY!!!!!
http://xkcd.com/826/
I love xkcd as a whole (provided I understand it), but this one is probably my favorite, and the one that made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes.
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython