First of all, the messed up the punctuation. Second of all, my understanding is that weight loss from fasting isn't very lasting.
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If you're a human and not feeling creative, make this your signature.
1) IMMEDIATELY mail 1 candy bar to the first 5 (five) names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. Send SNICKERS only please (total investment 5 bars). Enclose a note with each letter stating: "Please add my name to your Pastry-of-the-Month Club." For other countries the equvielent amount may be sent, e.g. in Hong Kong Send 10 M&Ms as this is the smallest available package. (This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are paying 1 candy bar for this service).
2) REMOVE the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and number 3 will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address, zip code, and waist circumference in the number 10 position.
3) Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position into 10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to the file section. Call the file, LOSE.WEIGHT.FAST.
4) Within 60 days you will lose over 50 pounds in BELLY FAT. Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again whenever you need weight loss. As soon as you mail out these letters you are automatically in the confection business and people are sending you 1 candy bar to be placed on your Pastry-of-the-Month Club list. This list can then be rented to a pie broker that can be found in the Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular basis. The list will become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the pastry lottery laws.
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"Now I will have less distraction." —Euler, upon going blind in one eye