I was talking to a psychology professor with whom I'm close when we had an exchange that went something like this:
"…Well, you don't drink, but I will." he said. He is, in fact, very fond of vodka.
"How did you know I was a teetotaler?" I said.
"You drink?" he said, surprised.
"No!" I said. "I don't drink. I meant, how did you know I don't drink?"
"Kodi," he said, "you exude non-drinkingness."
Whereupon I grinned and said "That's the nicest compliment someone ever said to me!"
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"Now I will have less distraction." Euler, upon going blind in one eye
You absolutely never have and never will drink alcohol? Or you mean to say you never have and never will be drunk? I'm in the latter camp.
The former. Well, I did taste a few drops of some kind of booze on at least one occasion, but I've never had and never plan to have as much as a sip.
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"Now I will have less distraction." Euler, upon going blind in one eye
I have a terrible memory.
I have a worse memory.
Because of the booze.
(It took me like 30 seconds to find the "reply" button; I miss ChromeFAQs)
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
I have no mouth and I must scream.
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Ryan Stiles: Blue Suede Shoes?
Colin Mochrie: ...nice pants? - Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Song Titles
Smart choice. Alcohol is disgusting.
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CSBE FTW!
DarthMarth - Better than a bowl of Cheerios.