Kodi Arfer / Wisterwood

Yeah... it's about to go down...

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#001 | Pooty Boy |
As if I could only get myself in to even more trouble.

Tomorrow night I'm going out with a coworker of mine.

Normally, I wouldn't think it was anything bad. But, she stuffed a note in to my hand last week at work and it read:

My boyfriend works late Monday and Tuesday. Let's get together.

Yeah... also coming from the girl who once drunkenly told me that she thinks I'd be "amazing" in bed.

*Sigh*

A follow-up topic to follow...
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
#002 | HeyDude |
Pooty, this is wrong and you know it's wrong. How come when it comes to sexuality your morals go out the window? You're better than this.
#003 | Pooty Boy |
I know. Because I'm honestly a REALLY genuine, nice, caring, smart guy in every other aspect of my life.

But the sexual part of me isn't. Honestly, I do think this is me taking out my frustration at losing every woman I care about on all the other girls.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
#004 | willis5225 |
You could just... not. This isn't like a heat of the moment thing, you found time to post introspectively on the internet about it.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#005 | Pooty Boy |
But, again, this is her going for it. If she wants to cheat - and she obviously isn't happy with her boyfriend - then I've done nothing explicitly wrong.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
#006 | LinkPrime1 |
Pooty, come on, that's bull and you know it...
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython
#007 | Pooty Boy |
I know.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
#008 | Ocarinakid2 |
:(

Don't do it!
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Ocarinakid
#009 | GMTELigence |
Think of all those girls who you cared about who broke your heart. Think about how you're still emotionally wrecked (to a degree) from it. Then think about how you're doing the same to him. You may not have directly committed the crime, but you will have done one heck of a job of aiding and abetting. Hooking up with girls doesn't make you a man; respecting yourself and those around you does.
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Everything I have would be enough for someone else, but I want more.
Days Left: 290
#010 | Pooty Boy |
I just feel not good enough sometimes. Like, in every other aspect of my life I'm truly pleased. But it's strikeout after strikeout after strikeout with love.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
#011 | nalabell |
I have faith that you will make the right decision! It may seem as if love is against you right now, but things will get better you just have to hang in there:

http://bayougirlblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/hang_in_there_kitty.jpg
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pajeejays! => <3
#012 | LinkPrime1 |
Pooty, you think you have s*** luck? Trust me, you have no idea how lucky you are.
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython
#013 | Mith |
I used to be the same way Brandon. Then I realized that getting punched in the head hurts

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#014 | Kodiologist |
From: Pooty Boy | Posted: 2/6/2011 10:31:45 PM | #003
Because I'm honestly a REALLY genuine, nice, caring, smart guy in every other aspect of my life.

But the sexual part of me isn't.

Nobody's is. Or at least, mine isn't. I mean, I know what you're talking about. However genuine, nice, caring, or smart I may be in general, I have many sexual feelings of which I'm not proud. It's not even remotely fair that you or I, by no fault of our own, should be constantly tempted to do what isn't actually in our best interests. It's maddening that we should be our own worst enemies. Perhaps you can now see why I tend to regard sexuality as one of the many tragedies of the human condition. One could hardly ask for a better demonstration of the nigh-universality of these problems than the fact that you, a sexual braggart, and I, a fiercely antisexual celibate, are tormented alike.

But what's the right way to respond to this incurable insanity? To give in, to sacrifice all hope of choosing our own destinies to the dubious goal of sexual gratification uninhibited by prudence? Of course not! Very generally, the challenge of the human condition is to do the right thing in spite of temptation to do otherwise. The temptations of life vary widely in source, type, and degree, and it's often anything but obvious what the right thing to do is. But when the right thing to do is obvious, you have no excuse, no matter how much you've been victimized. You've got to resist! You've got to assert your humanity! You've got to prove to yourself and to an increasingly misanthropic world that we humans, however miserable our pedigree, are capable of real ambition, of fighting our own brutal inclinations in the name of a principle.

So whose counsel will you take, that of your conscience, your religion, your humanity, and all your friends here on PMS, or that of your penis?
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#015 | BUM | | (edited)
C'mon man. What you need is to slap yourself in the face a few times, hard, and man up. Quit with this self-loathing crap. You just seem to be seeking the destruction of your character because you're "hard on your luck" which is also crap, considering your luck is probably better than many in the game of love. Quit whining.

I'm only telling you this because you're a friend, not because I'm a bully. Look. You're not proud of this action, that much is clear. If you are, then talk to your mom about it, because I'm sure she'd be proud of you too. Do you really want to look back on your life and remember how scummy this was? Clearly you're here calling us for help, otherwise you wouldn't bother posting.

My one friend "Frank" once convinced my other friend "Jim" to drink a full glass of "Frank's" urine. For $50. And so Jim decided to do so. He sold out on his dignity for $50, and for the rest of his life, I will personally make him remember it. Hey, remember how you drank another guy's piss for $50? Where is that money now, by the way? Selling your dignity is not something you will *ever* be happy with, and the price you got will quickly diminish to nothing. This is a funny example. Your situation is not amusing in the least.

Lastly, what you need to do is tell this girl if she really has such doubts about her relationship that she's willing to cheat- which is a terrible thing- then tell her she needs to have a serious conversation with her boyfriend and probably break up with him.

So you have two options. 1) I'm so pathetic and all I can do is sleep with someone's girlfriend... boo hoo... life is hard... or 2) grow a pair and do the right thing. I know which one I expect from you, because I know you are a good guy and all you need is a swift kick to remind you of that. We've been there before. Sometimes we just need someone to punch us in the shoulder and say "snap out of it."

We're your friends here, man, and you need us right now. Lean on us and prop yourself back up, and do the right thing.

(lol @ mith, and the last line of Kodi's post)
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#016 | HeyDude |
This topic is awesome! Normally I shy away from calling things "epic" because it's so overdone, but this really is epic. The speeches! The camaraderie! And I'm not making fun of it, I'm being totally serious. <3 you PMS
#017 | Pooty Boy |
Ok, as of right now (5:15 EST) I am in sweat pants and a t-shirt with NO plans to go out at all tonight.

Stay strong, Brandon... stay strong.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
#018 | HeyDude |
Good man
#019 | Pooty Boy |
7:09PM EST.

Still at home.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
#020 | Toaps |
pooty... you could still go do something
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I smell sex and candy here.
http://i56.tinypic.com/28lql1h.png -gig
#021 | willis5225 |
Good on you, dude.

Also, I sol* at the idea of anyone mistaking Mark for a bully.

*Scoff out loud.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#022 | BUM |
*Takes your lunch money*
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#023 | Mith |
From: | Posted: 2/7/2011 7:54:57 PM
*Takes your lunch money*

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/Mithril2/Reaction/halp.jpg

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#024 | Pooty Boy |
Honestly, I appreciate the tough love. I really do.

9:13PM EST.

Watching Undercover Brother, still in the same sweatpants and t-shirt.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
#025 | Pooty Boy |
10:05 PM.

Safe at home.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
#026 | Ocarinakid2 |
Keep it up. I'm sure it's taking a lot of will power, but odds are you'll feel pretty good about the whole thing tomorrow. Keep watching crappy movies!
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Ocarinakid
#027 | BUM |
It is what friends are for... tough love is certainly what I need to get on my feet. I'm only glad you are a man and similar to me in that respect. Tough love on women does not bode so well for me, and instead of inspiring it just hurts feelings.

HALP! That got a chuckle for sure.
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#028 | nalabell |
I'm so very proud of you!!!!!!! =>
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pajeejays! => <3
#029 | willis5225 |
In fairness, watching Undercover Brother automatically makes you a racist.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#030 | Pooty Boy |
Survived.

Holla back.

And now, it makes me racially in-tune ;)
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas