I just got into an argument with a song.

I was listening to the Tina Turner version of "Proud Mary." And she's all, "Listen to the story now." And I said, "Story? What story? Does this song really constitute a story?" Then she sings, "Left a good job in the city workin' for the man every night and day." And so I go, "Well, maybe it could be called a story. But you're abusing the definition of the word story. Quit doing that!!"

So, yeah, this is what happens when I post on PMS but really should be asleep.
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If you're a human and not feeling creative, make this your signature.

Sounds like a Bon Jovi reference.
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython

I genuinely do that most mornings in the car.

I am usually caffeinated/pumped with endorphines and those two things make me yell at inanimate objects.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir