Kodi Arfer / Wisterwood

Childhood misconceptions? (Like reproductive ones.)

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#001 | willis5225 |
My first serious girlfriend would think she was pregnant for about three days every month like clockwork. The best one was the time we seriously broke up for real this time I mean it at the end of March. I remember it was the 30th, and I said "okay we're breaking up. Seriously. For real this time. I mean it." The next day she said "I think I'm pregnant," and I was like "yes, of course you are, dear. Please stop contacting me." Then the next day she drops me an IM and says "okay I'm not pregnant." Wait for it. "April fools! I still think I'm pregnant."

I suppose it could've been a cultural thing but come on :psyduck:
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#002 | BUM | | (edited)
Oh man, I had a lot of misconceptions as a child. Let's go with something light.

I used to think being killed and dying were the same thing, and would often tell others that "my uncle got killed this year, and my grandpa got killed last year" and I think once I remarked that "lots of people I know get killed"

Edit: Dammit, why didn't I see this was a spoof. I misread "like reproductive ones" to imply "misconceptions, for example, misconceptions about reproduction" as opposed to, well, misconceiving a child.
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#003 | HeyDude |
Well then Mark that's a double fail because not only is yours not about reproductive conception, but it's also the same one you brought up last time.
#004 | BUM |
Good stories die hard.
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#005 | HeyDude |
kill* hard
#006 | ZB3000 |
I used to believe that my feet were my privates and not my wang... >_>
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