"I eat a lot of Meadville mud."
"I didn't fly all the way north into Canada to get involved with a boy."
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"Monads are easy. Think of them as burritos."
A: You wanna hear a rimshot?
B: Sure
A: *rimshot*
A: bahahahahahahahahaha
"Yeah, I know. She was trying to do Yoga and it turned into 'YOGOD I FELL!'"
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Smithy/Freepizza/Heydude/Monty/Shadowspy
"I think she traded brains for the ability to put out."
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
"Since when does Beyonce have a GDP?"
"I looked up her net worth. That's how you buy people, right?"
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/ukealii50/kylo.jpg - Thanks uke!
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/829/07kyloforce.png - Thanks Diyosa!
"I was the little spoon once. It was awkward."
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Smithy/Freepizza/Heydude/Monty/Shadowspy
"Do you really have a pinball machine in your office?"
"No. I have two."
"It's either Qdoba or a strip club. I can't tell."
"Did you recommend that someone get a sex change for research?"
"No, for the potluck."
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CSBE FTW!
DarthMarth - Better than a bowl of Cheerios.
"I can forget to change my clock and then be an hour behind everybody and tell them how I need to go back to yesterday to change my clock because I'm Michael J. Fox. You know...minus the Parkinson's."
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Smithy/Freepizza/Heydude/Monty/Shadowspy
"You broke it!"
"I didn't break it, I just made it loose."
(moments later) "HAHAHAHA"
"UGH SHUT UP GUYS"
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/ukealii50/kylo.jpg - Thanks uke!
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/829/07kyloforce.png - Thanks Diyosa!
"Is this like a sad song sung by a Rattata?"
"No, this is Creep by Radiohead."
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Was it a car or a cat I saw?
A: "It's none of your business what we're talking about!"
B: "WELL THEN I'M GONNA KILL A GUARD!"
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Smithy/Freepizza/Heydude/Monty/Shadowspy
"By doing so, others will achieve wholeness as human persons."
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"Monads are easy. Think of them as burritos."
"THE CAKE IS A PIE!"
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Smithy/Freepizza/Heydude/Monty/Shadowspy
"At least my run of obese African American women has ended."
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Everything I have would be enough for someone else, but I want more.
Days Left: 268
"There's no reason to play the Chewbacca card!"
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
"This is an extremely sour slice of cheesecake."
"That's because it's a key lime pie."
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/ukealii50/kylo.jpg - Thanks uke!
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/829/07kyloforce.png - Thanks Diyosa!
"Although, generally, pain is painful."
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"Monads are easy. Think of them as burritos."
"Oh, wait, when did you start talking? Can you start over?"
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Smithy/Freepizza/Heydude/Monty/Shadowspy
"I'm looking right at you, babe. You are clearly NOT 'average.' You may be 'average' in Samoa or some other Pacific island, but not around here."
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Everything I have would be enough for someone else, but I want more.
Days Left: 268
"The kids these days don't spend their money on books. They save it for their cell phones."
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
A: "Hmmm...OOOOH...Classic Italians!"
B: "Are you reading a book about me? I'm a classic Italian!"
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Smithy/Freepizza/Heydude/Monty/Shadowspy
"Your cookie dough looks like gonads!"
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
"I can't spell anymore. I think it has to do with menopause."
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"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee…"
"my wife was taking a really long pee in the morning and I got to thinking about how it'd be cool at the end of life to see all your 'best ofs' and statistics"
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"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee…"
"In his situation you are Robin Williams and I am Steve from Full House."
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Everything I have would be enough for someone else, but I want more.
Days Left: 236
Here's all mine from the last 2 years. Wil even has one.
http://jacehan.livejournal.com/147696.html
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"To truly live, one must first be born." ~ Evan [aX]
Paper Mario Social: The Safe Haven of GameFAQs. (Board 2000083)
"You're crazy!"
"Yeah, everyone says that."
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CSBE FTW!
DarthMarth - Better than a bowl of Cheerios.
"Counting is one of the most powerful techniques in mathematics."
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"Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure."