Kodi Arfer / Wisterwood

Best thing to do with my slanderous pens?

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#001 | willis5225 |
So I just got a box of 100 ballpoint pens that libel a good friend of mine; they're each printed saying: "Paddy R* is an Alleged Goat Rapist." We kind of have a Kenny vs. Spenny thing going.

Obviously I don't want to just start handing them out, I want someone to discover them accidentally. Short of just always carrying one around to make sure I can offer it on the day we finally need one, anyone have any ideas?
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#002 | HeyDude |
A) topic title looked like something else

B) you could leave one in their ("they" being any friends who would find this amusing) cars whenever you travel with them, in their houses when you hang out, etc.
#003 | willis5225 |
Yeah I guess I'm limited to that. I wish there were a way that provided expediency without requiring patience.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#004 | willis5225 |
Wait. Well, you know what I mean.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir