But you're with your girlfriend who's way more into the quality and fashion of your pants than you are. Like you give precisely zero f****s about the fashionability of your pants, and you find a pair in the color, cut and size you want, and she's been saying you need to buy Levi's because they're more fashionable, and after like 45 minutes you're like "okay I found these pants. I am going to buy them. They are also like half the price of those pants that are too small in the crotch and I came here expressly to buy jeans that had a more generous crotch 'cause I'm sick of hipster-pants induced nad crushing." And she's like "oh those are nice pants. OH NO WONDER THEY'RE CHEAPER, they're not LEVI'S they're LEE! You can't buy those."
And so you can see the end of the game in sight, but you still have to go and do the same six f****ing missions over and over again, only instead of making the game harder, they just throw more guards at you, so now when you get detected you have to fight for like four minutes straight with combat that is largely unchanged since the beginning of the game and essentially unlosable. It is merely interminable.
But you can't quit, because you need to buy the damned jeans. Otherwise you'll have to keep wearing your old once and they crush your nads.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
That does sound like quite a predicament. Assassin's Creed is a pretty cool game, but at the same time I wish your character was slightly more realistic. The jumping and climbing can stay superhuman, but the combat prowess and ability to take damage is just ridiculous. Call me tainted by DnD, but assassins shouldn't be tanks.
Oh, and the pants. Man.
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The second one fixed that problem...
...Sorta...
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython
See, after the pants thing I didn't really go in for a sequel and it was a really good move. That's where I was going with this; so y'all recommend the sequel?
And Mark: I was just coming off playing Arkham Asylum, so I came into this thinking "wow this guy takes hits better than Batman. That's probably going to get tiresome" because it's Batman, man. Although I noticed that (going along with the "it's not HP it's syncrhronization with your ancestor" theme) a lot of the time if you take a hit but aren't in a defensive stance, you still deflect it, you just lose an HP bar thingie. So it's not like you're getting cut with swords 100 times a day, you're just ****ing up more than your ancestor would've.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
I absolutely loved the second one. Actually, it really varies up the gameplay a lot more than the first. When I posted earlier, I had 2 and Brotherhood mixed up (since those 2 are direct sequels).
2 is fantastic and fixes pretty much everything that was wrong with the first. Well, freerunning is a bit more annoying, but wutevs...
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython