The first one is as a picture. The rest are just text—because, after all, for advice animals, the image is almost entirely redundant.
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Thinks that his greatest strength is his dedication
Keeps changing his mind about his research interests.
Hates sex
Systematically compiles citations to sex research
Calls himself a humanist
Hates people
Champions conscientiousness
Notoriously absentminded
Looks down on watching television
Makes image macros
Looks down on pornography
Lifetime fan of Captain Underpants
Too busy to mop the kitchen floor
Never too busy to argue about something on PMS
Carefully tracks spending
Has no plans for retirement
Annoyed that a repetitive task takes a minute
Takes two hours automating it
Condemns multitasking
Wrote a program to provide instantaneous notification of email
Thinks software engineering is stupid
The only large program he wrote ended up a terrifying mess
Thinks Haskell is the best programming language
Does everything in Perl
Likes Perl better than Python
Still occasionally surprised by features of Perl's syntax
Belittles people for not understanding software
"Motherboard? Who's that?"
Bayesian
Doesn't want to assume a parametric model
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Born disabled / [Courage Wolf] / Just playing life on hard mode
Not a huge fan of this sort of thing
But does it anyway sometimes
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir