The beer shower vs. sexy shower debate is tired. We need to breathe new life into it.
Maybe I'm just saying this because I'm not wearing any pants and drinking a beer, but I think I have to say the post-work week pantless beer might win out. In the beer shower, there's an artificial constraint of time to the length of your beering (i.e. the length of one shower). Now that's a pretty long time, but it's still a constrained time. I've been working on this beer for probably eight minutes, which is less time than I could conceivably spend in a shower, but there is no urgency to the beer. The timeline for beer is effectively infinite.
In that timeline I'm also able to engage in various other activities. For instance, in addition to beer, I'm also posting a topic on PMS and listening to that "You Had a Bad Day" song (although I didn't have a bad day; I just find that song life affirming).
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
Everything is better without pants.
Everything.
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython
Pantsless Fellowship of the Ring.
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
I'm casting my vote for pantslessness. I'm doing a roof beer right now, which is quite nice, but unfortunately no-pants probably isn't an option up here. ...probably.
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I like wearing pants. You guys are just a bunch of funny animals.
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Jordan, quoting Genesis 2:18: "It is not good for man to be alone."
Fred: "in genesis noah also put two of every animal on a boat when he was 600."
Pantless anything rules.
Especially blowjobs. Nothing beats pantsless blowjobs.
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From: Mith | Posted: 5/25/2012 8:28:05 PM | #006
Especially blowjobs. Nothing beats pantsless blowjobs.
Yes, I guess fellatio via a fly isn't particularly classy?
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Jordan, quoting Genesis 2:18: "It is not good for man to be alone."
Fred: "in genesis noah also put two of every animal on a boat when he was 600."
Uh, guys, aren't showers inherently pantsless? Or have I been doing it wrong, wearing no pants in the shower?
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You know I was going to throw in an acknowledgment of that, but I think I've made a sufficient case for that distinct pantslessness.
Also a beer shower is one of the two things it sounds like--drinking a beer in the shower.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
Also, I would worry the beer would get watered down in the shower.
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I think a can or a bottle would solve that problem, or at least limit it to the point where it isn't very noticeable
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython
Yeah, it's a problem if you want to mixed drink shower (or if you put your beer into a glass), but if it's still in a container it's fine.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
I feel like a beer shower is one of those things they'd show in a movie to quickly demonstrate that a character has hit rock bottom.
I guess if we're talking morning shower, but we're talking post-sporting shower. Or, God forbid, post-moving house shower.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir