But they outnumber me three to one. What to do...
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Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Might I suggest earplugs, a gasmask, and copious amounts of Purell?
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Fame is but a slow decay.
-Theodore Tilton
I don't think people are fond of filth. They just have a high tolerance for it.
Anyway, the answer is probably to move out.
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
And I totally will. In 3 months when my lease expires. I'm not going to try to look for a place in a hurry, though.
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Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Yeah just stick it out. Unless they're like leaving old food around and attracting pests.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
They are! Well, one of them is, but then today spontaneously he decided to clean up after himself so I'll let him have a bit more benefit of the doubt.
Anyway, I'm disappointed no one's mentioned peeing in anyone's shampoo, but whatever, PMS, y'all wise.
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Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Pee in his conditioner
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"...you should try reading my posts being getting all emo." --FoxMetal
Sit chair balls etc
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir