Kodi Arfer / Wisterwood

Kodi's latest "Is this sexual thing for real?" topic: Road head

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#001 | Kodiologist |
In the novel American Gods*, a character dies in a car crash while fellating the driver. I naively suspected that having sex with somebody operating a motor vehicle is so stupid that nobody would do it in real life**, but I recently learned that this particular act has a name, "road head", which suggests it at least has currency in the popular imagination. Does anybody know if this happens in real life with nontrivial frequency?

I think road head interests me because it sounds like the kind of thing I would make up if I wanted to slander human sexuality. Certainly, it makes what we usually call "risky sexual behavior" seem harmless by comparison. Another example of a very dangerous sex act is erotic asphyxiation while alone, but I'm pretty sure that's rare, or at least, deaths from it are rare.

* Which, incidentally, I never finished because it seemed that every other scene was sexually graphic.

** Although, given that people text-message while driving, I guess I shouldn't be surprised at anything a driver does short of blind man's buff.

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#002 | willis5225 |
I'm not gonna comment on the particular phenomenon, but as someone who's often responsible to the point of boringness, we've all done regrettably erotic things in cars on highways.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
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#003 | LinkPrime1 |
We call an ex of one of my friends "Big Dan the Road Head Man".

Also, road head has been used in movies, such as Crash and Hot Fuzz.
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#004 | freepizza |
I did the solitaire version of that twice. AMA
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#005 | HeyDude |
I suppose you should define non-trivial. It's so good, even getting it once isn't trivial.
#006 | Kodiologist |
freepizza posted...
I did the solitaire version of that twice. AMA

- Where were you driving?
- Are you in Cirque du Soleil?
- Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

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#007 | willis5225 |
HeyDude posted...
I suppose you should define non-trivial. It's so good, even getting it once isn't trivial.


The awesomeness is genuinely significant, if only because it's so awesome. Based on one experience, the probability that it would not recur was a significant Thing Contemplation of Which Made Me Want to Kill Myself after my most recent breakup.

(Again, not road head, per se. But I did almost crash into a median.)
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#008 | HeyDude |
I haven't surveyed anybody and would be skeptical of the results of a survey on this topic anyway, but I personally know a guy who's gotten it on 3 occasions.

OK the guy is me :D :D :D
#009 | Ocarinakid2 |
It's probably a bad idea, yeah, but I don't think it's terribly uncommon really.

In the grand scheme of things, there are worse things you can do behind the wheel. I tried playing Mario Kart DS while driving one time. It's very disorienting trying to steer two vehicles at once. On the other hand, I was able to beat the Elite Four in Diamond/Pearl no problem on a drive from Cleveland to Columbus.
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#010 | Kodiologist |
Wow, yeah, Mario Kart makes sex look reasonable. Can anybody trump that for sheer mortal peril?

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#011 | willis5225 |
I knew a guy who was playing tetris on a ds while biking to work. I feel like that's *even* dumber.

Goddam people. We are all ****in up with this.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#012 | Kodiologist |
Or at least, biking seems like it should be more fun than driving, so you have less of an excuse to play a video game at the same time.

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#013 | willis5225 |
Oh I should mention that the tetris thing only came to light after he got hit by a car doing it.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir