California, we need to talk about our relationship.

#001 | Kodiologist | Sun 10 Mar 2013 @ 7:26:20 PM (UTC) | (edited)

I'm stuck on the East Coast and you're obviously never going to relocate. Sometimes, apropos of nothing, you violently shake things up. Not to mention all those drugs! I think that Schwarzenegger may've been a bad influence on you.

That said, in times like these, when all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray, I dream of you fondly.

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#002 | HeyDude | Mon 11 Mar 2013 @ 12:07:55 AM (UTC)

Seriously? California dreamin'?

#003 | ZB3000 | Mon 11 Mar 2013 @ 8:54:40 PM (UTC)

California: But Kodi... I LOVE YOU!!! <3
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To say that I'm outlandish and over-the-top doesn't even scrape the bottom.

#004 | Kodiologist | Mon 11 Mar 2013 @ 11:42:32 PM (UTC)

Alas, our love can never be.

http://i.imgur.com/cqK3D.jpg

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