130+: Successful
Your looks, intelligence, and charisma have helped you overcome struggles, leading you to a wealthy and comfortable point in your life. All thanks to a mix of luck and talent, you are a shining example of a human.
This page is a translation of the "Robot Test" (V4.0, Darker and Edgier) to HTML and JavaScript. The image describing the test seems to have first appeared on /r9k/ in January 2016. Its author is anonymous. I've tried to reproduce the contents of the test faithfully. As I hope goes without saying, it isn't representative of my own views on autism, gender, sexuality, etc., and it isn't any good as a personality test. But it's pretty funny.
As of 18 October 2016, I'm a 91-point "Slightly Strange" person, which seems fair, if a bit of an understatement.
See also a stupid personality test I wrote myself.
| Characteristic | Points |
|---|---|
| Physical | |
| Have an attractive face | 5 |
| Healthy weight for your age and sex | 4 |
| Particularly fit/strong/muscular | 2 |
| At least 6 ft tall (M) / Good figure (F) | 3 |
| Exercise regularly | 1 |
| Have a decently healthy diet | 1 |
| Minor or no physical abnormalities | 3 |
| No smoking addiction — vaping included | 1 |
| Don't smoke weed / only occasionally | 1 |
| No alcohol addiction | 1 |
| No addiction to any other drugs | 2 |
| Good dental hygiene | 1 |
| Shower regularly | 2 |
| Have at least a decent fashion sense | 2 |
| Visit a doctor regularly | 1 |
| Have a good hairstyle | 2 |
| Take pride in your body | 1 |
| Mental | |
| No significant autism, Asperger's, etc. | 3 |
| No significant depression | 3 |
| Taking meds or therapy if applicable | 1 |
| Feel content or happy most of the time | 3 |
| Feel love for someone, family included | 2 |
| You think you're a nice person | 1 |
| Not anxious around family/friends | 3 |
| Not uncomfortable around strangers | 1 |
| Don't feel anxious about going outside | 2 |
| Don't feel stared at when outside | 1 |
| Feel motivation during the day | 2 |
| No wild changes in emotion | 1 |
| Have a clean conscience | 2 |
| Don't find joy in shocking/gory material | 1 |
| Get to sleep (quite) easily at night | 1 |
| Get up (quite) easily in the morning | 1 |
| No sexual attraction to under-15s | 3 |
| Social | |
| Had at least one romantic partner before | 5 |
| Had multiple romantic partners before | 3 |
| Not a virgin | 8 |
| Had sex with multiple partners before | 4 |
| Kissed romantically before | 3 |
| Held hands romantically before | 1 |
| Had a relationship in the last 6 months | 2 |
| Have a good relationship with family | 2 |
| Have at least one friend in real life | 2 |
| Have at least several friends in real life | 4 |
| Socialise at least once a week | 1 |
| Socialise at least once a day | 3 |
| Leave the house on the regular | 1 |
| Enjoy being around others on occasion | 1 |
| Enjoy being around others when possible | 4 |
| Recreational screen-time up to 4h a day | 1 |
| Use social networks regularly | 2 |
| Accomplishment | |
| Don't live with your parents | 3 |
| Own a vehicle | 1 |
| In education, employment or training | 4 |
| Have a hobby or sport—not vidya, etc. | 2 |
| Have a productive talent, e.g. cooking | 2 |
| Own or rent a living space | 1 |
| Keep your living space clean | 1 |
| Moving forward in life | 2 |
| Have material items to be proud of | 2 |
| Won an award to be proud of | 1 |
| Have children you're proud of | 1 |
| Gone travelling / vacation in the past year | 1 |
| Manage your money well | 1 |
| Live a largely independent life | 2 |
| Take care of a pet | 1 |
| Attend(ed) higher education | 3 |
| Have a college degree | 3 |
| Bonus Round! | |
| You are female | 6 |
| Have plenty of disposable income | 1 |
| Have a very large number of contacts | 3 |
| Have little interest in anime | 2 |
| Have no interest in tabletop gaming | 1 |
| Gaming is mostly limited to console | 2 |
| Healthy view of the opposite sex | 3 |
| No criminal record as an adult | 1 |
| Been texted by a real person recently | 2 |
| Enjoy using YikYak and/or Snapchat | 1 |
| You have a decent smartphone | 3 |
| Fetish: None; Feet; BDSM; DP; etc. | 1 |
| Don't consume hentai; ecchi; etc. material | 3 |
Your looks, intelligence, and charisma have helped you overcome struggles, leading you to a wealthy and comfortable point in your life. All thanks to a mix of luck and talent, you are a shining example of a human.
You are a step above the average normie. Blessed with some fine genetics, you don't need to work very hard to get what you want—finding a bf/gf is like child's play to you, and even the normies get a little jealous.
You don't necessarily have the best genes or looks, but you find socialising easy and probably have had plenty of relationships before. You have a very typical personality and set of interests, and need to get off my board.
You have several qualities of a robot but participate largely in the normalfag world. You probably even hang out with normals, although they can sense you are not one of them so you struggle socially.
You are a sorry amalgam of robot and regular human. You linger in two worlds at once, an outsider to both the normies and the robots. As a result, you may be on your own with your feels.
Your flesh has turned to metal from feels. A little magic flows through your enlightened veins, and you are a likely suspect for a mass shooting in the beta uprising—however, this would require going outside.
Although hope for you is bleak, it is not impossible. You have a great potential for magical powers but time may yet heal your soul into that of a mortal.
You have given up conventional human desires and needs in favor of magical powers, only attainable by some of the most concentrated, powerful autism physically possible.
No longer human, you are barely attached to the living world by a thin thread. The curse of autism eternal and spaghetti all-powerful has consumed your life and soul as you straddle the line between this world and the next.