Kodi Arfer / Wisterwood

So I find Anthony's FB update about having to go to Confession...

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#001 | ZB3000 |
I just decide to give into my temptations and ask if he, umm... 'pet the turtle'. Apparently that wasn't the case, as my good friend Jakob here related to me that our little friend cussed out some weirdos (in my own interperation). I come look at this place for the first time in ages, and, lo and behold, it was so.

Apparently, I picked an interesting time to return, now, didn't I...?
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#002 | mimir227 |
My emergency anger-defusing topic [1] was successful until this topic [2] happened. Yeah, we're not at our best at the moment.

[1] http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=2000083&topic=54358594
[2] http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=2000083&topic=54375146

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If it's neither true by definition nor falsifiable, then it isn't important.
#003 | AlmightyNecron |
Hey, it's ZB! Yeah, I saw that on there! <_< Seriously, though, I wouldn't confess something like that anybody. Why would I tell someone that? I mean, I know they consider it a sin to do that, but they forget that is normal when people become teenagers.

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#004 | freepizza |
The triumphant return of ZB.
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#005 | LinkPrime1 |
=O
=P
=D
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#006 | ZB3000 |
Hey, it's ZB! Yeah, I saw that on there! <_< Seriously, though, I wouldn't confess something like that anybody. Why would I tell someone that? I mean, I know they consider it a sin to do that, but they forget that is normal when people become teenagers.

I was just kidding on FB, Anthony. Besides, I don't see anyone just going cold turkey on monkey spanking anyway, unless they are asexual...
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#007 | mimir227 |
It is in fact possible, although it is not for the faint of heart.

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If it's neither true by definition nor falsifiable, then it isn't important.
#008 | freepizza |
One could try prostate milking as a substitute.
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"...you should try reading my posts being getting all emo." --FoxMetal
#009 | AlmightyNecron |
Yeah, I know it was a joke. The problem is, my church said that's a sin because it's lust. They seem to think everything is a sin. Really, though, I'm not going to sit there and tell the priest something that is normal for most teenage boys.

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#010 | freepizza |
Masturbation isn't lust, the thoughts that are generally associated with masturbation are considered lust.
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"...you should try reading my posts being getting all emo." --FoxMetal