cuz obviously normal guys are just too normal for me
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pajeejays! => <3
Aw geez, but in 4th Edition you don't hit epic until level 30 or something. You might have to settle for a paragon boyfriend.
…No, seriously, what's the story?
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"…the USA is like Microsoft—whatever they decide to use, no matter how brain-dead it is, everyone else copies it from them, willingly or otherwise."
well I was talking to some idiot and he said that guys don't like girls who play video games and watch anime so I decided that i just need an epic guy who is awesome enough to like me for who i am
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pajeejays! => <3
Wow that idiot's an idiot. I know plenty of guys who'd wrestle an orca for a girl like that. Not out of desperation, mind you, just as a standard romantic gesture, but the point remains.
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Was it a car or a cat I saw?
What DIM said. Fo' serious...
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython
Yeah, in general people have a wide variety of highly idiosyncratic likes and dislikes.
It's striking to me that someone who grew up with the internet could ever claim anything else.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
DIM that is possibly one of the awesomest thing i have heard in a good long time.
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pajeejays! => <3
Of course, shooting for an epic boyfriend is also a good game plan regardless of the truth of DIM's statement.
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"To truly live, one must first be born." ~ Evan [aX]
Paper Mario Social: The Safe Haven of GameFAQs. (Board 2000083)
What area are you out of? Kinda hard for anyone to help not knowing who's close and all...
Unless it was rhetorical and out of frustration you even posted...
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Milt, the other white beverage!
Everybody wants an epic boyfriend. Everybody.
So don't worry about it, I'm just you'll find one. Although to tell you the truth, the anime/gaming population of boys tend to be less than epic, but you just have to sift through them all.
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
ShadowSpy posted...
Everybody wants an epic boyfriend.
I don't.
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"…the USA is like Microsoft—whatever they decide to use, no matter how brain-dead it is, everyone else copies it from them, willingly or otherwise."
Kodiologist posted...
I don't.
1977 Bowie. Tell me you're not thinking it over.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
Let me check my homohmmeter.
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"…the USA is like Microsoft—whatever they decide to use, no matter how brain-dead it is, everyone else copies it from them, willingly or otherwise."
Everybody.
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
ShadowSpy: Everybody wants an epic car.
Kodiologist: I don't.
willis5225: Optimus Prime. Tell me you're not thinking it over.
Kodiologist: Let me check my diver's license.
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Was it a car or a cat I saw?
ShadowSpy: Everybody wants an epic sword.
Kodiologist: I don't.
willis5225: Stormbringer. Tell me you're not thinking it over.
Kodiologist: Let me check my scabbard.
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"…the USA is like Microsoft—whatever they decide to use, no matter how brain-dead it is, everyone else copies it from them, willingly or otherwise."
ShadowSpy: Everybody wants an epic epic.
Kodiologist: I don't.
willis5225: "Paradise Lost." Tell me you're not thinking it over.
Kodiologist: Let me check my local library.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
So true!
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If you're a human and not feeling creative, make this your signature.
C'mon, guys, make your own.
Then write a slash-fiction story in which I am paired with David Bowie and I mow down hellspawn with Stormbringer while he drives over them in Optimus Prime.
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"He is a master of 'Social Net-Working,' which, I am given to understand, is the use of certain vile technologies to advertise the existence of advertising itself, a practice which seems long overdue."
Kodiologist posted...
C'mon, guys, make your own.
Then write a scii-fi story in which I am paired with Will Smith and I mow down darkspawn with Excalibur while he drives over them in Nightrider.
This game is fun.
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython
You hit Epic at level 21 and it continues until Level 30.
Nala how are ya doin' on this? Also, I know how it feels to not have a "significant other" but if you can channel your free time into something productive you may be glad you're single!
I'll give it a go...
Kodiologist posted...
C'mon, guys, make your own.
Then write a mystery novel in which I am paired with Miss Marple and I mow down contradictionspawn with reasoning while she drives over them in a rocking chair.
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If you're a human and not feeling creative, make this your signature.
Well I have no prospects right now, but that is probably for the best. I have way too much preparing to do for college next year anyways....not to mention my class load is gonna be pretty heavy this year.
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pajeejays! => <3
Peripherally related: I had a fun dream last night wherein I met some Green Man- or Tom Bombadil-like character and he gave me a magic tree-sword. It didn't have a name, although there was another magic sword in the dream named, of all things, Michaelmas. The tree-sword had in place of a blade a huge log engraved with leafy branches. At the end, spanning the mouth of the log, was a razor edge. So I guess I now know what altered state of consciousness the guy at Square was in when he cooked up the Buster Sword.
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"He is a master of 'Social Net-Working,' which, I am given to understand, is the use of certain vile technologies to advertise the existence of advertising itself, a practice which seems long overdue."