Cause and Effect: I get a knife, I drink more water.

#001 | PaperSpock | Mon 1 Aug 2011 @ 1:34:51 AM (UTC)

So, I got a Swiss Army Knife, and as a result, I'm not drinking more water. I'd like to see if any of you can guess how one caused the other.
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#002 | DarthMarth | Mon 1 Aug 2011 @ 4:00:53 AM (UTC)

Bottle opener?
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#003 | Kodiologist | Mon 1 Aug 2011 @ 12:27:23 PM (UTC)

The topic title and the topic post contradict each other. Which is right?

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#004 | HeyDude | Mon 1 Aug 2011 @ 12:44:13 PM (UTC)

I'm guessing in the post he meant to say "now"

#005 | PaperSpock | Mon 1 Aug 2011 @ 12:59:29 PM (UTC)

Yep, I mean now.
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#006 | ShadowSpy | Mon 1 Aug 2011 @ 6:41:36 PM (UTC)

Every time you see a water pipe, you can no longer resist breaking it open with some doodad on your Swiss Army Knife (probably the water pipe opener). But once you break open the pipe, you realize you have to do something with the water, so you drink it. All of it.
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#007 | BUM | Mon 1 Aug 2011 @ 11:50:44 PM (UTC)

You knifed your artery and need to replenish the blood loss.

Point, me.
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#008 | Jacz the Mage | Tue 2 Aug 2011 @ 4:19:01 AM (UTC)

The Swiss Army gives you water rations every day.
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#009 | LinkPrime1 | Wed 3 Aug 2011 @ 1:34:35 AM (UTC)

Quotation of post #007 by BUM

Beat me to it.
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#010 | PaperSpock | Wed 3 Aug 2011 @ 2:27:00 AM (UTC)

Beat me to it.

I'm PaperSpock, not PaperScotty! :P

But basically, while marathoning some TV shows, I've been seeing what sorts of shapes I can cut out of water bottles using my Swiss Army Knife (I've gotten a pretty nifty spider-shape out of the bottom). But I make quick work of a bottle, so I'm encouraged to drink down another so I've got more material to work with.
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#011 | PaperSpock | Wed 3 Aug 2011 @ 3:53:12 AM (UTC)

>_< I misread that as "Beam me to it."
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