Kodi Arfer / Wisterwood

I have been trying to play Oblivion for five weeks

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#001 | willis5225 |
And every weekend and every workday something comes up. I'm moving, or my cousin got engaged, or an old friend's in town and having a 9/11 garden party.

Well, tonight after I finished making dinner I got about 20 minutes in before a buddy called and asked that I read over his resume. So 20 minutes. All those weeks and twenty sweet, uninterrupted minutes, and you know what? I got a sword called "Chillrend" and that was all I ever wanted.

A ridiculously named magical sword.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#002 | HeyDude |
You doing that in preparation for some Skyrim?
#003 | BUM |
One of the posters at the Morrowind board dropped this bomb which really resonated with me but also cracked me up...
"I always go through the main quest as a [Khajiit] or an Argonian at least once in every Elder Scrolls game. The lore is so enriched with fantastic racism that it feels like I'm trolling!"

I thought the only one I know around who could appreciate that would be you. Great I have a reasonable excuse to use it.
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#004 | willis5225 | | (edited)
I did Oblivion first as an Orc so I could play as Bill Cosby.

Ed. Because I realized too late that openness to interpretation here would be to the detriment of my not being banned, I will clarify that I am referring to the way in which the Orsimer assimilate to Imperial principles (development of martial ability, partiarchal house structure, Legion membership) and by thereby muting their racial differences become accepted, while Khajiit continue to perform their differences (moon sugar use, being cats, etc.) and wait for legislation to catch up with the realities of their way of life. Dr. Cosby is a great proponent of assimilation and acclimation and I meant to point out the artful and subtle references within the game universe in a tasteful way.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
#005 | BUM |
Great edit, I think it cleared up a lot of missing info. The original statement itself is hilarious as a standalone but I didn't connect the dots without the edit. Awesome parallel though.
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#006 | Kodiologist |
From: willis5225 | Posted: 9/15/2011 10:40:46 PM | #004
I am a super racist.

I knew it!

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What atrocities have been committed in the name of backwards compatibility!
#007 | willis5225 |
Also I have a mod that gives Orcs jaunty sweaters.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir