It's been long enough: PMS Awards!

PM me your nominations (including categories you'd like to see this year!):

Favorite Lurker:
Favorite Poster:
Most Likely To Succeed:
Most Political:
Most Philosophical:
Most Mathematical:
Best Story Teller:
Best Board "Presence":
Coolest Topic:

I think you should just give one award to everyone who's around. Not me 'cause I haven't been, but it seems that there are less potential recipients than titles so just recognizing everyone might be a nice alternative.
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"I'm tryna get Jon Miller laid right now" - JFFMFB
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You just don't understand man! IT's the PMS awards! The most coveted award ceremony on this green EARTH! It must stay as it has and always will be!
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Milt, the other white beverage!

Favorite Lurker: Toaps (1 out of 1 votes)
Favorite Poster: BUM (1 out of 1 votes)
Most Likely To Succeed: James (1 out of 1 votes)
Most Political: Pooty Boy (1 out of 1 votes)
Most Philosophical: BUM (1 out of 1 votes)
Most Mathematical: Kodi (1 out of 1 votes)
Best Story Teller: Pooty Boy (1 out of 1 votes)
Best Board "Presence": Willis (1 out of 1 votes)
Coolest Topic: It's been long enough: PMS Awards! (1 out of 1 votes)

are those your noms, alex?
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"I'm tryna get Jon Miller laid right now" - JFFMFB
http://themelancholics.bandcamp.com/

They might very well be the final counts.
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

Those were the only noms. You're welcome to send more in, I just figured this topic should have some closure.

In truth, I've always found the PMS Awards vaguely distasteful. But, having beaten in a strange sort of math contest two people who actually have careers in mathematics, I guess I shouldn't complain.

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We're up to two nominations in each category, one by me and one by Mark.