What kind of shenanigans should I get up to?
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"...you should try reading my posts being getting all emo." --FoxMetal
Mandatory no pants allowed.
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython
I'd like to try something out of the ordinary.
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"...you should try reading my posts being getting all emo." --FoxMetal
Wearing skirts would be out of the ordinary, and does not violate the no-pants rule.
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
That is a pretty safe assumption, but an assumption all the same.
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"...you should try reading my posts being getting all emo." --FoxMetal
Put your sack on EVERYTHING in the house... a la me, 2006-2007 in my dorm. Always a good time.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
Pee in the shampoo?
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"...you should try reading my posts being getting all emo." --FoxMetal
Bake her a cake.
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Jordan, quoting Genesis 2:18: "It is not good for man to be alone."
Fred: "in genesis noah also put two of every animal on a boat when he was 600."
Shampee is always a good one.
As is Naked Chair Sitting and Manscaping In Bed.
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"A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." - George Lucas
Enjoy a whiskey.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
Cheat on her with the mailmaid.
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Was it a car or a cat I saw?
In all seriousness, you could do something like hiding cute notes and goodies for your girlfriend to find when she's back.
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
She would probably think that was dumb Shadow. She isn't really into that kind o thang.
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"...you should try reading my posts being getting all emo." --FoxMetal
Miltshakes?
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Well, there is a new accent of n00b language. It's called: Vet LUEser goes Foreign!-MegaSpy22
Those must be the pants of the gods!-Digitalpython
Okay then, booby trap the house as a practical joke?
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Fame is but a slow decay.
-Theodore Tilton
First thing that came to mind was to consensually bang as many chicks and dudes as possible and give a lot of diseases to her as a gift upon her return.*
*Please do not do this
^ Somehow, I think she would prefer the hidden notes.
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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
Sell the house?
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