I hope you treat your mothers well. Today Jess had a real hell of a time with the kids. They were playing in Lily's bedroom quietly (apparently only had been out of Jess's sight for 3 minutes) when out came Ben, poop on the bottom of his feet and tracking it through the hallway. He said, "Mommy poop!" and Jess grabbed him and went immediately back to Lily's room to see what was going on. There was poop everywhere, including smeared on Lily's hands, and she was putting some into her mouth as Jess came in.
Apparently Lily cried on and off the whole day after that, too. Geeeeeeeeeeeeez.
You know, between this kind of thing and your occasional references to your and Jess's sexual escapades, your kids are going to have a lot of fun reading Wisterwood.
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Jordan, quoting Genesis 2:18: "It is not good for man to be alone."
Fred: "in genesis noah also put two of every animal on a boat when he was 600."
My kids ain't reading no Wisterwood!
I hope one day that my hypothetical kids can find decades-old breadcrumbs that lead to references to their mother's lust for paraeroticism.
Obviously it won't be on this board. That would be offensive.
I wonder how long it will be until GameFAQs institutes a policy regarding using spoiler tags for things that couldn't possibly be construed as spoilers.
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Willis, it seems like every other time you post, I need to look up a word that's in the OED or Urban Dictionary but not both.
-Mimir
When you told me this, I about pooped myself with laughter. "She was upset Jess took the poop away"
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