For a while now, I've been changing my GameFAQs signature every month. Here's a list of the ones I've used so far:
If it's neither true by definition nor falsifiable, then it isn't important.
Programmed to fight till the very end.
The Albino Formerly Known as Mimir
"If I pick nine, you'd better not be racist against me!" "No promises, niney."
Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too.
"You blockhead!" -Cheez
Many real-world problems are contingency problems, because exact prediction is impossible. For this reason, many people keep their eyes open while driving.
He lives in cyberspace and wants to destroy the network system.
If f_n is continuous on [a, b] for all n, (f_n(x)) is nonincreasing for each x, and (f_n) goes pointwise to a continuous f, then (f_n) goes to f uniformly.
Everything I know about Buddhism I learned from Journey to the West.
"Now I will have less distraction." —Euler, upon going blind in one eye
"Monads are easy. Think of them as burritos."
"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee…"
"Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure."
"…the USA is like Microsoft—whatever they decide to use, no matter how brain-dead it is, everyone else copies it from them, willingly or otherwise."
"He is a master of 'Social Net-Working,' which, I am given to understand, is the use of certain vile technologies to advertise the existence of advertising itself, a practice which seems long overdue."
"…and the colonel was certainly not going to waste his time and energy making love to beautiful women unless there was something in it for him."
What atrocities have been committed in the name of backwards compatibility!
Change your signature once a month for optimal health, and don't forget to backslash your backslashes.
octopuses : octopi : octopodes :: address : URL : URI Smash Bros. : tires don exits :: Transformers : trukk not munky
"As for me, I can neither drum nor trumpet, nor tell jokes, nor fart amusingly at parties, nor play the harp."
"A wise spellweaver always writes in pencil."
Born disabled / [Courage Wolf] / Just playing life on hard mode
On my good days, my Spirit Pokémon is a Meowth. On my bad days, it's a Psyduck.
"Ratio tile, the wish power are together with you."
Jordan, quoting Genesis 2:18: "It is not good for man to be alone." Fred: "in genesis noah also put two of every animal on a boat when he was 600."
"did you know that in real life all those stats for how often the average person thinks about sex are ACTUALLY about ice cream?"
"And they call this psychology!"
To live is to suffer. The suffering only stops when you die. In the meantime, you might as well make yourself useful.
They say I'm just scared. Yes, I am scared. But that doesn't mean I'm wrong.
"I'm sure everyone on this list will be glad to know I don't plan to reproduce myself." -Richard Stallman
Brandon: "I had casual sex this weekend." Alex: "I had sex too, with someone I love who accepts and loves me." Kodi: "I cleaned up my .emacs."
One man's converging evidence is another man's pilpul.
"Generally the plan was to get away from government and allow the natural virtue of man to assert itself. What more can you ask for as an explanation of failure?" —B. F. Skinner (as Frazier in Walden Two)
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"It's a handy thing, this experimental attitude," said Castle. "The scientist can be sure of himself before he knows anything. We philosophers should have thought of that."
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"A writer of story books!… Why, the degenerate fellow might as well have been a fiddler!"