For future reference:

Please set off sarcastic statements between a <s> and a </s>. Flat texts do not convey emotion well.

For example,

From: willis5225 | #008

Oh my God I don't care

can be interpreted as exasperated, scornful, apathetic, or whatever else people who aren't you can read it as. I realize that this statement is not sarcastic in itself, but it was accessible so shove it.
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
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Actually, those three about sum up what I was going for. I feel like there's a better word than "apathetic." "Earnestly apathetic" maybe? "Vigorously apathetic"?
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i like vigorously apathetic. it carries that whole 'i really need to tell you idaf' feel.
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"I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig."
Natalie Portman was here

The thing about "Oh my God I don't care" is that its utterance belies its statement, kind of like "I'm asleep".

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If it's neither true by definition nor falsifiable, then it isn't important.

I dunno, I think the scornful element mitigates that a little bit. But yeah, now all that remains is for someone to photoshop the guard from Metal Gear going "I feel uninterested" and letting Snake walk by.
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