Kodi Arfer / Wisterwood

Every bed I sleep in other than mine has too few pillows

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#001 | willis5225 |
I even had a girlfriend once who only had a single pillow and the rest were throw pillows. And like they had large beadwork on one side. It was awful.

My point is, it's possible to remove extra pillows, but not to conjure inadequate pillows. Everyone should have too many pillows.
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#002 | UtarEmpire |
When I lived in Thailand, the only mattress I had was like sheet rock and the only pillow I had felt like a cinder block.
For years after that, every other bed I slept in felt "too luxuriant", and I could never get to sleep. Even now I buy mattresses and pillows with the maximum firmness.
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#003 | willis5225 |
The ladies' lower backs must love you.
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#004 | UtarEmpire |
If I knew any ladies' lower backs, I'm sure they would.
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#005 | Pooty Boy |
See every other bed I sleep in has far too many pillows... :(
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#006 | Dont Interrupt Me |
I keep two pillows and usually put one aside. If two is too few for you, something is wrong.
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#007 | Ocarinakid2 |
My girlfriend doesn't sleep with any pillows, which I find odd. I sleep with two, one for resting my head on and one for blocking out light and sound. She finds this odd. But this way, the bed has the standard two pillows for two people set up, allowing us to appear normal. I suspect this is why our relationship works.
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#008 | Kylo Force |
I sleep with just one pillow so I too am overwhelmed by the existence of extra pillows. The last time I was in a hotel for a conference there were these two enormous pillows that probably would have given me a neck ache had I tried to use them, so I just sandwiched my head in between them with my nose and mouth exposed and covered myself with the blanket.

In retrospect, I had no idea what I was doing, but it sure was comfortable.
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#009 | willis5225 |
See, the thing is I sleep on my side, and have broad, sexy shoulders, so I either need the two pillows to keep my neck aligned with the rest of my body or I need to fold one pillow in half. Which is fine, but if I'm sleeping in someone else's bed, there's probably someone else there, and that makes it notoriously hard for dudes to sleep according to science, so that causes additional tossing and turning causing the demipillow to become dislodged and then it's a Thing.
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