Willis, have you heard the recent murmurings about Ragnarok happening today?

#001 | Kodiologist | Sat 22 Feb 2014 @ 7:33:02 PM (UTC)

A no less august authority than the Daily Mail, among others, has predicted this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2507778/Will-world-end-100-days-Sounding-ancient-trumpet-York-warns-Viking-apocalypse-22-February-2014.html

How did anybody come up with the date of February 22, 2014?

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#002 | BUM | Sat 22 Feb 2014 @ 7:58:46 PM (UTC)

I think that part is pretty evident, man.
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#003 | Kodiologist | Sat 22 Feb 2014 @ 8:51:29 PM (UTC)

Perhaps you know more about Norse mythology than I do?

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#004 | BUM | Sun 23 Feb 2014 @ 9:29:40 PM (UTC)

Although you probably know I was being a little silly, I was hoping Wil would be around to point out that I was indeed bluffing. However, as he has not shown up, I feel it is socially irresponsible of me to continue this charade any longer! My words, they were but vapor!
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#005 | Kodiologist | Sun 23 Feb 2014 @ 10:37:50 PM (UTC)

That'll teach me to listen to bums.

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#006 | HeyDude | Mon 24 Feb 2014 @ 2:05:43 AM (UTC)

These days I can smell a razz coming a mile away. I knew something fishy while I was typing the URL for PMS, didn't even see the topic yet, that's how much BUM reeked of the razz.

#007 | BUM | Tue 25 Feb 2014 @ 1:29:42 PM (UTC)

Oh, hey, the world didn't end!
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#008 | willis5225 | Thu 27 Feb 2014 @ 12:19:42 AM (UTC)

Yeah I've got nothing. I'm going to tell you the same thing that I told the guy who posted about this on facebook:
It's not the Ragnarok until we are afflicted with the Fimbulvetr--which is three successive winters without an intervening summer--and people start committing incest with their first cousins.
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#009 | Kodiologist | Thu 27 Feb 2014 @ 12:36:49 AM (UTC)

Darwin married his first cousin. EVOLUTIONISTS DID RAGNAROK.

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